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What would you do in this unlikely scenario? - funny hotel welcome letters

To say it was an employee of the hotel, and this scenario has happened:

You: Hello, and welcome to the Hilton!
Reason: Hi.
You: Check in or out?
Reason: In.
You: Okay. Can I ask your name?
Reason: Lorena Bobbitt.

In this scenario, you would ...

A) Full of all her friends after she leaves.
B) Request for photo / autograph.
C) to protect their "Junk".

If someone come with a funny letter "D") ... I'll give you 10 points.